Video, UN: Anonymous

[tightbod_bigrod]

[Said video post would occur sometime after a bout of loud, illegal fireworks going off in the Shinjuku area, promptly followed by the disappearance of the 7' tall penis statue in front of the exotic dildo store.

This completely anonymous villain is filming from a dark area, dress in all black with a kitsune mask covering his face and long, curly horns. He does his best Tseng impression using a voice modulator.]

Did anyone witness the brilliant fireworks show earlier?

Well, while you were busy watching the show, we took your beloved penis statue.

If you ever want to see it again, we demand one trillion gil and a gold chocobo. Bring it to the southernmost pier in Yokohama.

[He puts a finger over the mouth of the mask and the feed cuts.

...

Then the feed comes back on.]

Two gold chocobos.

[The feed cuts off.]

Comments

[patheticmeowmeow]

I personally have better things to do with my time and money.

[tightbod_bigrod]

I don't know what you're doing with your time or money, but it's probably not as fun as making penis paths.

[patheticmeowmeow]

I’m spoiling my husband which is a lot more fun than that.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Ch...

Eh, fair enough.

[He couldn't really argue when he wouldn't mind similar with his partner.]

[patheticmeowmeow]

Best of luck with your pretty pranks.

[tightbod_bigrod]

Cheers, yo!