Video, UN: Anonymous

[tightbod_bigrod]

[Said video post would occur sometime after a bout of loud, illegal fireworks going off in the Shinjuku area, promptly followed by the disappearance of the 7' tall penis statue in front of the exotic dildo store.

This completely anonymous villain is filming from a dark area, dress in all black with a kitsune mask covering his face and long, curly horns. He does his best Tseng impression using a voice modulator.]

Did anyone witness the brilliant fireworks show earlier?

Well, while you were busy watching the show, we took your beloved penis statue.

If you ever want to see it again, we demand one trillion gil and a gold chocobo. Bring it to the southernmost pier in Yokohama.

[He puts a finger over the mouth of the mask and the feed cuts.

...

Then the feed comes back on.]

Two gold chocobos.

[The feed cuts off.]

Comments

[tightbod_bigrod]

Always gotta have a reliable partner for any good crime syndicate.

Besides, what fun is doing shit alone?

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[necessarycruelties]

No fun at all, of course.

[ He knows Rude is capable, but it's not something he expects from the other Turk. But he also knows Reno can easily persuade him to do whatever he asks, so it's not unexpected to know he had his reliable partner in on this, too. ]

And what role did Rude play in all of this? [ A thoughtful pause ] I'm fairly certain he wasn't the one to steal the statue, though I've been wrong about things before.

[ Not often. But it has happened ]

[tightbod_bigrod]

You even gotta ask what he did when there was fireworks involved? Come on, boss, I'm disappointed.

[Although maybe Tseng didn't have many details yet. But still.

And, as usual, Reno's was completely shameless about this whole thing. It was nothing but good clean fun to him - never mind any potential property damage and such. This was so far below what the Turks usually got involved with that it was on the same 'immoral level' as opening an orphanage to him.]