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jikan_network2022-11-07 01:28 pm
tightbod_bigrod) wrote in jikan_network2022-11-07 01:28 pm
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Video, UN: Anonymous
[Said video post would occur sometime after a bout of loud, illegal fireworks going off in the Shinjuku area, promptly followed by the disappearance of the 7' tall penis statue in front of the exotic dildo store.
This completely anonymous villain is filming from a dark area, dress in all black with a kitsune mask covering his face and long, curly horns. He does his best Tseng impression using a voice modulator.]
Did anyone witness the brilliant fireworks show earlier?
Well, while you were busy watching the show, we took your beloved penis statue.
If you ever want to see it again, we demand one trillion gil and a gold chocobo. Bring it to the southernmost pier in Yokohama.
[He puts a finger over the mouth of the mask and the feed cuts.
...
Then the feed comes back on.]
Two gold chocobos.
[The feed cuts off.]
This completely anonymous villain is filming from a dark area, dress in all black with a kitsune mask covering his face and long, curly horns. He does his best Tseng impression using a voice modulator.]
Did anyone witness the brilliant fireworks show earlier?
Well, while you were busy watching the show, we took your beloved penis statue.
If you ever want to see it again, we demand one trillion gil and a gold chocobo. Bring it to the southernmost pier in Yokohama.
[He puts a finger over the mouth of the mask and the feed cuts.
...
Then the feed comes back on.]
Two gold chocobos.
[The feed cuts off.]
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[ And just like that, Cloud's breath is caught in his throat. He...wasn't prepared for it. Even if with time he could have anticipated the outcome. With all the time spent here, it's like he's come to know an entirely different set of people from the ones he faces back home. Had they been at each others' throats, his reaction would have been much more different. But this time?
Anonymous would be able to hear the blond on the other line fumbling to think of the right thing to say. He's stunned, but he won't dare admit it. It's...
...okay "sweet" wasn't a common word in his vocabulary. But it's thoughtful? One hell of a prank but thoughtful. And Ayaka got arrested for it. All's well that ends well, but. ]