tightbod_bigrod (
tightbod_bigrod) wrote in
jikan_network2022-11-07 01:28 pm
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Video, UN: Anonymous
[Said video post would occur sometime after a bout of loud, illegal fireworks going off in the Shinjuku area, promptly followed by the disappearance of the 7' tall penis statue in front of the exotic dildo store.
This completely anonymous villain is filming from a dark area, dress in all black with a kitsune mask covering his face and long, curly horns. He does his best Tseng impression using a voice modulator.]
Did anyone witness the brilliant fireworks show earlier?
Well, while you were busy watching the show, we took your beloved penis statue.
If you ever want to see it again, we demand one trillion gil and a gold chocobo. Bring it to the southernmost pier in Yokohama.
[He puts a finger over the mouth of the mask and the feed cuts.
...
Then the feed comes back on.]
Two gold chocobos.
[The feed cuts off.]
This completely anonymous villain is filming from a dark area, dress in all black with a kitsune mask covering his face and long, curly horns. He does his best Tseng impression using a voice modulator.]
Did anyone witness the brilliant fireworks show earlier?
Well, while you were busy watching the show, we took your beloved penis statue.
If you ever want to see it again, we demand one trillion gil and a gold chocobo. Bring it to the southernmost pier in Yokohama.
[He puts a finger over the mouth of the mask and the feed cuts.
...
Then the feed comes back on.]
Two gold chocobos.
[The feed cuts off.]

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[Since the other man is sending messages anonymously, and Erichthonios has only just begun to use his; though communications that span distances are not unheard of in his world, their technology is very different. So, he must wait for the other man to reach out to him, if they do not run across each other by pure chance.]
If so, I shall await your message.
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[He gives a two-fingered salute.]